This new policy will solve all of our problems

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All personnel will now be required to look happy while working. Governor-approved supplies will be provided to each employee at little or no cost.

  • Workloads getting to you?
  • Feeling stressed?
  • Too many priorities and assignments?
  • Worried about pending furloughs?
  • Here is the new low-cost, Governor-approved solution to cope with multiple priorities and assignments!
  • Each employee will be supplied 2 paper clips and rubber bands. (See Fig 1.)

 Employee Happiness Kit components
Figure 1.

Assemble items as shown in Fig 2.

 Employee Happiness Kit assembled
Figure 2.

Apply as shown in Fig 3.

Employee Happiness Kit applied
Figure 3. 

Enjoy your day. This new office equipment will help you to reach the end of a productive work day with a smile on your face!  Stop by the front desk and pick up supplies.

The Governor


I can't take credit for creating this. I know who shared it with me, but I don't know where they got it. If you know the original source, I'll be glad to give full recognition.

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Scott
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"An intractable problem can only be resolved by stepping beyond conventional solutions." — Ozymandias

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Re: This new policy will solve all of our problems

Ha. I've finallly learned the PMA (positive mental attitude) secret!